The ‘Eurovision Song Contest’: A Primer for Dumb Americans

Imagine you’re in high school and you find out for the past 50 years, there’s been a massive annual party that everyone else goes to, but you were never invited. And this isn’t just any party–it has glorious dance music, over-the-top costumes, and human-sized hamster wheels–and, to reiterate, everyone else has been going, every single year, except for you.
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